END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe)

If you ever passed on a new rifle, went out and spent the money on a second computer and got the wife hooked up on Face Book so she would quit griping about you spending so much time on Predator Masters...."you might be------------"

At least we do get to spend time together now,,, in the same room...
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...if you've ever taken pictures of blood spotting on the nether end area of a female coyote and posted them on the internet...

worse yet...if the above mentioned pictures excited you!!!

How about a little trip down memory lane...
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Tony is definitely a coyote hunter...
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...if one of your kids was sent home from school with fleas!

Happened to a friend of mine... Momma just about banned coyote hunting alltogether.
 
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...if you think nothing of setting your fancy custom calls on a dead, flea ridden, coyote for a picture, then put the same calls on/in your mouth for the next stand.
 
If you ever spend Valentine's night in a stand with your whole family shining lights for you, you might be a coyote hunter.

If you get your wife a new Savage Model 10 .22-250 and Burris LRS 2 3x-9x for Valentine's day, you might be a coyote hunter.

Both true.
 
if you schedule your life (at least coyote season) around coyote hunting...and feel it hard to make time for anything but...

if you cant help but stop at the local gander mountain/cabelas/hunting store at least 3 times a week after work...just in case anything new is in stock.

if you wonder why some of your friends havent called to hang out in a while (during coyote season) and you call to ask why.... and they reply "i figured you were out hunting"
 
Originally Posted By: TikkaSporter...if you think nothing of setting your fancy custom calls on a dead, flea ridden, coyote for a picture, then put the same calls on/in your mouth for the next stand.

Sounds a lot worse than it seemed at the time, huh?
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If your neighbors hate you and every dog in the neighborhood is unresponsive to rabbit distress and howls because you constantly blow calls in your house and back yard....
 
if you teach at a rural school and use parent/teacher conferences to try to score new ranches to hunt...
 
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Originally Posted By: Oakleysif you teach at a rural school and use parent/teacher conferences to try to score new ranches to hunt...

1 Section = C
5 sections = B
10 and up = A


if you use a laser pointer at the dog park to teach your kids correct shot placement, you might be a ...
 
Originally Posted By: Tim NeitzkeIf you'll drive 50 miles to make a stand,but raise a fuss about going to get milk 2 miles away,you might be a coyote hunter.
That's the arguement my wife uses.
 
If you ever scared the byjeezez out of your 92 year old mother-in-law while practising your howling in the living room.
If you ever used your howler in the house cause it makes the cat run up the drapes.
If you loan your brother your old caller and the next phone call you get is your sister-in laws threatening to buy your kids drums.. you might be a coyote hunter
 
If you quit smoking only so four legged animals won't smell it.

If your first aid kit contains spare ammo and a skinning knife

If you have camo spray paint fingerprints on your bathroom mirror and every doorknob in the house

If you download soundbytes from the movie seven or silence of the lambs to play in the woods over a speaker(maybe I shouldn't give away that secret)

If crosshair stickers on trucks matter more than the stop sign you just blasted by

If your kids furbies smell like a slaughterhouse

If hikers run by you in the woods screaming and calling homeland security

If you have a locked chest freezer with blood and hair traces
 
If you want to name your first born son TY "YOTE" SKINNER
and your not joking you may be a coyote hunter lol.... guilty.... If your ideal of a great date is taking your wife out to look at the stars and drink some wine in a high-rack........If you lay up at night thinking about new inventions for the predator hunting market......If you own at least 3 state predator hunting licenses that you don't even live in.......... If your door bell is a recorded sound of a coyote howl.....If you save a years worth of vacation just to go to the World Predator EXPO.........If you buy 600.00 dollars worth of hand calls before the month of Oct..... And last if you carry a rifle and gun case to work every day instead of a briefcase you might be a coyote hunter.
 
If your sitting in biology and see the word prokaryote (prokar"yote") and just sit there the rest of class on predator masters instead of writing a paper.
got in trouble for that one
 
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