What Are Your Thoughts On This Bigfoot Footage?

Think you’re gonna have to specify which kind of “mount” you’re intending to do lol.
I may have already mounted some of them. There were so many drunk nights in my teens and 20's that I don't remember. I think I do recall waking up next to a few female squatches for certain. It's a good possibility there may have been a leprechaun and a witch thrown into that mix as well. I married the Tennessee devil 24 years ago, and I haven't told her yet that I know, because I'm afraid.

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If there was ever a Bigfoot, Sasquatch etc. our native Americans would have dealt with them a long time ago. Nothing can hide on land that’s 10 foot tall. And the people that watch that chit on tv r idiots. Like the ghost people, it’s all setup with dialogue and rehearsals.
 
If there was ever a Bigfoot, Sasquatch etc. our native Americans would have dealt with them a long time ago. Nothing can hide on land that’s 10 foot tall. And the people that watch that chit on tv r idiots. Like the ghost people, it’s all setup with dialogue and rehearsals.
Hell yeah they would have, just like they handled the Europeans.

Or the common cold.

Bigfoot never stood a chance against their 12lb draw stick bows and sharp rocks tied to sticks. They didn't even have horses until the Europeans showed up, just walking around with pointy sticks murdering each other.
 
Native Americans from the PNW have many stories of Sasquatch in their history. Even the word "Sasquatch" comes from the Salish tribe language meaning "Wild or Hairy Man".

Native American tribes across the country have Big Foot legends, Algonquin, Choctaw, and Navajo. In Paiute history of a race of giant cannibals in NV that the local natives wiped out.
 
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Jane Goodall believe sasquatch exists. She said many stories and behaviors match gorilla stories and behavior along with other evidence.

Some of the podcasts ive heard of witnesses telling their stories, many are hokey and lame, some of them will give you goose bumps. I dont own a TV, I listen to audio books all the time and other stories while working on something. Some of these witnesses would be Grammy, Golden Globe award winning voice actors if they are reading from script. A big bit of evidence for me is how good some of these witness accounts are, if this is acting, its the best I have seen or heard anywhere and it happens often on these little podcasts that only a few thousand people listen to.....
 
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Give this Bigfoot Story a listen. One of the best I have ever heard!
This is not mine but one I found on Rumble.
The description read as follows: Recorded 41 years ago when I was 14 on my boombox in my grandmother’s dining room, Thanksgiving Day 1984—while the whole family sat at the table, hanging on every word.
 
So much more area for me to roam/hunt/fish. Since you believers cannot leave your mowed yards ever. Cause "bigfoot" will get you, your safety is at risk,stay home, never ever enter the shadows again or they will get you(possibly before alien lifeforms).
 
I think if people actually believed they were real, they wouldn't be out there at night spraying ape pheromones on themselves while playing gorilla breeding sounds.

For me, that's pretty clear. You know you're full of crap. If you don't believe me, ask them if they would try the same thing to get great camera footage of grizzly bears using the same method.
 
This is where you will find some of the most stories, I did a google search asking what the best episodes were, reddit users said this was one of the best. Its not one of my favorites ive heard but she tells a heck of a story along with hospital and police encounter afterwards. 1989, California, a lady visits from U.K. Her story starts around 9mins and the actual encounter story takes ten minutes.
 
I hope it’s only a matter of time until we see a Bigfoot in a thermal video. I really hope the person that produces that video has at least a quality 640 thermal.

With our luck, it’ll come from someone with a Temu or cheap ATN 160 resolution thermal at about 1000 yards. So we’ll just have to take their word for it.

Now for the real question, does Bigfoot count as a furbear? That would be one badass fur check to cash in on haha.
 
I hope it’s only a matter of time until we see a Bigfoot in a thermal video. I really hope the person that produces that video has at least a quality 640 thermal.

With our luck, it’ll come from someone with a Temu or cheap ATN 160 resolution thermal at about 1000 yards. So we’ll just have to take their word for it.

Now for the real question, does Bigfoot count as a furbear? That would be one badass fur check to cash in on haha.
He'd be worth $100k in the West Texas big bobcat contest..
 
Y'all settle down. Medic Joe will be along here shortly to tell you what the truth of the matter is. MJoe has been studying Bigfoot dens in Iowa for decades. I'm sure he has some long picture shots of Bigfoot sitting on a hay bail from six sections away. Be patient and he will explain how to best use the wind and terrain to sneak up on a Bigfoot. Rumor is that Joe was once captured by Bigfoot but Commando Joe Ninja kicked his way to freedom. The female Bigfeets love MJoe and while he is into that crossbreeding thing, for one reason or another it just didn't work out. Or so he says, wink, wink!
 
For the record, Bigfoot stuff is simply entertainment for me and I just wanted to share it.
It usually creates fun back on forth on the subject. That's all I was hoping for. Nothing more.

I think if people actually believed they were real, they wouldn't be out there at night spraying ape pheromones on themselves while playing gorilla breeding sounds.

For me, that's pretty clear. You know you're full of crap. If you don't believe me, ask them if they would try the same thing to get great camera footage of grizzly bears using the same method.
One of the most valid points on the subject!
 
I think if people actually believed they were real, they wouldn't be out there at night spraying ape pheromones on themselves while playing gorilla breeding sounds.

For me, that's pretty clear. You know you're full of crap. If you don't believe me, ask them if they would try the same thing to get great camera footage of grizzly bears using the same method.

I can find countless videos of guys with a handgun or knife charging a police firing squad head on...... Ive never heard of anyone covering themselves in gorilla urine, I WOULDNT BE SUPRISED, but its for the glory and fame. Patterson and Gimlan got their names in the history books for a short video clip. Some people that really believe this will risk it, theres been dumber things done for dumber reasons......
 
I can find countless videos of guys with a handgun or knife charging a police firing squad head on...... Ive never heard of anyone covering themselves in gorilla urine, I WOULDNT BE SUPRISED, but its for the glory and fame. Patterson and Gimlan got their names in the history books for a short video clip. Some people that really believe this will risk it, theres been dumber things done for dumber reasons......
oh man, you don't have to look far to find what I described. There were literally television series about these "squatch hunters" that would go out into the woods in the pacific northwest spraying female ape pheromones on themselves and playing gorilla breeding sounds.

Now, imagine that brought one in, and they get there and instead of finding a pretty female sasquatch, single and ready to mingle, they find a pudgy balding middle aged moron quivering in their Walmart camo with a camera.

if anyone believed there was even the slightest chance they were real, the last thing they would do is put themselves in that situation.

by the way, the Patterson Gimlin footage is a confirmed fake. It was exposed and confirmed as a fake long ago.
 
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