Things That Amuse Me

[Stu Farish]

 

[hm1996]

That's what torpedo tubes are for.

 

[Stu Farish]

 

[hm1996]

My tolerance for idiots is extremely low these days. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously, there's a new strain out there, many of which seem to identify as Democrat.

 

[hm1996]

My mind is like an internet browser. A dozen or more open tabs, 3 are frozen, and I have no clue where the music is coming from.

 

[hm1996]

There is no such thing as a grouchy old person. The truth is that once you get old, you stop being polite and start being honest.

 

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As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but teeing everyone off is a piece of cake!

 

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As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, I'm sure of one thing: it will be misspelled, have no punctuation and will not be in cursive.

 

[hm1996]

I want to be 18 again, to have the opportunity to make different mistakes. I have new ideas.

 

[hm1996]

And just for the record,
I'm on two diets. I wasn't getting enough to eat on one.

 

[Stu Farish]

 

[Stu Farish]

Funny how now it's the democrats painting swastikas & harassing jewish people

While calling people who aren't doing those things nazi's

 

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