The Quote of the Day

[hm1996]

If he tatoos MS13, beats women like MS13, and tramples the law like MS13----THEN HE'S PROBABLY MS13.
Whitehouse, April 19, 2025

 

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[Foxpro.223]

 

[Sprinkman]

 

[hm1996]

They say you can’t live on bread alone, but I could probably live on biscuits.” – Senator John Kennedy

 

[hm1996]

 

[hm1996]

"Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.”
Benjamin Franklin 1799

 

[Sprinkman]

 

[bowhunter57]

When I think of a woman, I think of a man and then I take away reason and accountability. - Jack Nicholson.

 

[bowhunter57]

Why do people say, "Grow some balls. or Have some balls?" Balls are sensitive and delicate.
People should say, "Grow a vagina!" Those things can take a pounding. - Betty White

 

[bowhunter57]

Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships. - Sharon Stone

 

[hm1996]

“I’ve seen more brains in a pet rock than some of the people I talk to!” – Senator John Kennedy

 

[hm1996]

“Owning a cat is like having a tiny roommate who’s always judging you.” – Senator John Kennedy

 

[Stu Farish]

 

[Stu Farish]

 

[Stu Farish]

 

[Sprinkman]

 

[hm1996]

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."

Mario Andretti

 

[hm1996]

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

Will Rogers

 

[hm1996]

"I was sittin' around, both sad and ugly, I went out to call a coyote or something, well, it didn't do a thing for the ugly."

Anonymous