Now heres a story about a man named jack.
Along came a coyote, he whacked it dead.
While looking at the tail he had no clue.
So he made up a tool in the color of blue.
CHANGE IN CONTEST FOR LAST TAIL STRIPPER!
READ BELOW.....CAREFULLY
Holy COW fellas!
There's some really funny stuff here.
The first 3 Strippers were black plastic ones.
This last one to be given away will be the Electric Blue Stripper.
She'll stay nice and warm inside your favorite pocket. People will wonder why you are always smiling.
Most creative answer to any of the following questions will receive your personal stripper and maybe even a nomination for HOM.
Answer one or all to win this choice piece.
1) How many of your have never stripped?
2) How many of you have only done it a couple times with nobody watching?
3) How many of you are experienced strippers?
4) How many of you think you're good at stripping?
5) How many of you have first hand experience with a class act stripper?
6) How many of you are just too embarrassed to admit it?
7) Are Eastern Strippers prettier than Western Strippers?
8) Have you ever stripped at 10 below zero?
9) Posters Choice
From what I hear, PM hasn't banned anyone for over a week now so choose your words wisely. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Jay......another pertinent ques......Do we prefer day strip'n or evening strip'n?...... day late....several singles short....i plead the fifth....or pint....