END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe)

[g Bo]

If all the neighborhood dog walkers pets have to stop sniff and mark the corner of your lawn where you unload and take care of your coyotes...

 

[mr. locksmith]

When you start telling the dog walkers who don't keep they're dog on a leash to put them on a leash
And when your girl knows not to even bother texting you on a Saturday

 

[Realtree555]

If your 2 year old little boy sits on Santa's lap and tells him that he wants a camo coyote gun for Christmas...you might be a coyote hunter.

 

[Realtree555]

If your now 3 year old little boy leans his camo coyote gun on his bed post every night...you might be a coyote hunter.

 

[jf1073]

If you're more interested in where the dust behind your truck is blowing than whats in front of you

 

[Tbone-AZ]

^ that is good, I was laughing and had to explain it 3 times for it to make sense to my GF.


coyote hunter if.... You have at least one XL tote from Home Depot just to hold all your gear.

 

[Tbone-AZ]

If your Coyote hunting gear is more than all your other hunting gear, and your reloading gear combined.

 

[Tbone-AZ]

If the first thing on your dooms day bug out list is your coyote hunting stuff.

 

[dan brothers]

if you shoot the coyote instead of that nice buck in the field on opening day.

When you hurry up to fill your deer tags so that you can get back to coyote hunting.

When you turn your truck on and music does not start playing... but recorded calling tips do.

 

[lowtempguru]

If the Music folder on your computer contains 6 John Prine songs and over 1700 animal sound WAVs

 

[Tbone-AZ]

If the thought of reorganizing the sounds on your call is almost as bad as doing your taxes

 

[g Bo]

I'm still laughing about the dust behind your pickup. Cause I do it all the time almost rolled her the other day by not watching where I was going.

 

[Tbone-AZ]

If you tie dental floss to your antenna so you can see the wind before you get out of the truck

 

[NUT_dogger]

If on your honeymoon driving through nevada you spend more time looking at the terrian and how you would call it and your new bride knows exactly what your doing eveytime you hit the rumble strips.

 

[predator1885]

If you shoot Coyotes while your deer huntin..!

 

[wolftrapper]

If you can spot a coyote 200 yards off the highway, while you are driving sixty mph, and texting at the same time....

If that little ridge down the center of your pickup hood has a bullet hole in it, because the 'scope sits higher than the bore....

 

[mifox]

If you hang up your washed coyote hides to dry on the clothes line and don't notice what else is hanging next to it....

 

[RB232]

If wearing a Mossy Oak Brush long sleeve T-shirt is considered "Dressed Up" you just might be a coyote hunter.

 

[hunterknapp16]

A little late on this one but I will post.

If you are pulling into the convenience store to get red bull or a coke and candy bar to keep you going the rest of the night, and it is the same time the strippers are pulling in at end of shift, you might be a coyote hunter.

 

[reaper4]

I like that one hunter. I'm always getting weird looks at 230 am pulling in to the gas station to get red bull and smokes when nothing but predators are in season( never seen another caller here)