END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe)

Originally Posted By: imlvtOriginally Posted By: purdygoodOriginally Posted By: dpeymusIf you've ever spent half an hour trying to call in a reflector on a fence post at night, you might be a coyote hunter...



"Been there done that more than once."

in the same spot!!!!!!!!!!!
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That is priceless! I could so see myself doing that!! Ohhh my stomach hurts!
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If you are visiting your family at thier house & the neighbor's Husky comes trotting out of thier front door & you freeze in your tracks for a second and your heart rate dramatically increases.....yoooou might be a coyote hunter!
 
if you have ever humped 3 rifles and a shotgun aswell as all you calls sticks and decoys out of the house and into the jeep so that you wife can get the nursery set up only to come home with 5 rubbermaid totes and a gun safe that all went in the closet in the babies room you might be

if you father in law made a reloading table out of oak and is waiting for you to get a decent yote to use the skull and teeth as hooks and die holder oh and he painted it to match the disney decor in the babies room
 
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If your hunting clothes are kept sent free in sterile packaging, but you pick your work cloths from a pile on the floor and give them a quick sniff test and say good enough...
 
Originally Posted By: Jasony


if you ky-yi when you stub your toe...
you might be a coyote hunter.



Now THAT is FUNNY!
 
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If your kids go to a friends house to watch tv and ask why Randy Anderson isn't on it you might be a caller.

If your wife communicates with whimpers, challenge howls and warning barks you might be a caller.

If your call box contains more than your wifes jewelry box you might be a caller.

If it's a nice 70 degree day and your wishing it was 5 below you might be a caller.

If you've ever blown a handcall during children's sermon time at church you might be a caller.

If your employer won't issue you the new company uniforms because he knows you'll just get blood on them you might be a caller.

If you can spot a coyote at a 1/4 mile but coundn't pick your kids out of a crowd you might be a caller.
 
If you have more pics framed in the living room of "hero shots" than you're own kids you might be a caller.

If you can put 100 bucks a month into the gun fund but are late on house payments you might be a caller.

If you walk to the front door on a weekend and the kids ask who's place your calling you might be a caller.

If your co-workers won't ride in your vehicle at lunch time because of the stench you might be a caller.

If you have a "gun room" but the kids are sleeping triple you might be a caller.

If your wife whispers "are you in the mood?" you have your camo on in 2 seconds you might be a caller.

If your Pastor figures if your not in Sunday School it's because you had a good set you might be a caller.

If you have more pelts than food in the freezer you might be a caller.

If you can't remember phone numbers, dates, anniverseries or birthdays but have the Foxpro sounds and 3 rifles trajectories memeorized you might be a caller.






 
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if you take a crap in the woods and u dont have paper and u call in a yote to skin him to use the hide , then u are a real coyote hunter
 
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