END IT WITH * you might be a coyote hunter* (a fun thread maybe)

If your pets don't even react to any calls anymore you might be a coyote hunter.

My cats and dogs both don't even open their eyes anymore to almost any call.
 
If your 4 year old and 2 year old son will sit and watch predator hunting videos on youtube with you rather than cartoons.....

If your 4 year old tells the guy in the video to shoot'em now......

If your 4 year old goes to pre-school and tells the teacher how he shot coyotes this weekend....

If your 16 year old has called and killed yotes in your best spots while on Christmas break and you were at work....

If take your personal vehicle to out of town meetings rather than a dept. vehicle so you can take your rifle and hunting gear.....
 
If you still wake up every day you have off, drive 20 minutes to meet your hunting partner, drive another 20 minutes to get to your first stand, set up and begin wailing on your call, even after your first winter of trying has produced nothing, because today might be the day...

If you make your pregnant wife get out of the truck in 90 degree weather and walk a quarter mile down a soft sand/dirt river bank to take pictures of you with your first coyote...
 
If, on a regular morning 7:00 a.m. is getting up early, you sleep in your camos on vacation just to be ready to go at 5:00 a.m. to hunt coyotes …you might be a coyote hunter.

If, when you get home from vacation you sleep on the couch in your camos so your husband won’t leave you behind when he leaves to go coyote hunting…you might be a coyote hunter.

If you rationalize that money spent on the weekend for gas or diesel to drive to and from the ranch to coyote hunt is still cheaper than ‘dinner and a movie’…you might be a coyote hunter.

If your Valentine’s present is a new rifle and scope for
hunting coyotes…and you’re happy about it
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...you might be a coyote hunter.

If ‘family time’ consists of watching coyote hunting videos, driving to coyote hunting stands, sitting in coyote hunting stands, talking about making coyote hunting stands...and your computer is always on “google maps” of coyote hunting stands…you might be a coyote hunter/ or at least married to one.

If you and your spouse can regularly spend 7-8 hours hunting coyotes together and never once argue or mention the kids, the house, the family, the bills, or anything else unrelated to coyotes....you and he/she might BOTH be coyote hunters.

All true...but none compare with Tony Tebbe’s laundry room picture! (I think I’m thankful that south eastern coyotes aren’t hunted for their fur.
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Originally Posted By: hairtriggrOriginally Posted By: ChupathingyOriginally Posted By: misterfuzzerIf you have ever taken Immodium AD the night before a hunt so you don't have to stop coyote hunting to poop.


DUDE! I have soooooo done that for years
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Chupa

good idea, because:

If you've ever had to use a snowball, because sometimes the mini-mart burrito you had for breakfast will make it impossible to make it a mile and a half back to the truck where the TP is.......

Originally Posted By: folsommanIf teach your kids to blow a mouth call and tell your wife their bait.

Originally Posted By: WyFoxIf after a successful day of calling and skinning you look forward to grossing your wife out with coyote smelling farts.

Originally Posted By: TikkaSporter...if you've ever gotten a mosquito bite on your eyeball because you were trying so hard to hold still...

As a budding yote hitman, I'm beginning to understand all of these...well enough to know that this stuff CAN'T be made up...nobody on the PLANET is that creative....

If you ever rode 3 up on a quad to get to your first stand faster...you might be coyote hunters...
If you can ID a yote doing mach 3 across a field...AND hit it...
If you are dreaming of hunting yotes, wake up in the middle of the night, and your dog is looking at you really funny...

If you try and "get" your buddy by blasting a rabbit in distress call to his cell phone, and he shows up an hour later to hunt instead...
 
if your taking p.m. members out to your own spots to call(for the Wyoming get together) last year it was about 18 guys one weekend and it looks like we are going to beat that number this year. and you are happy to do it
you must be a predator masters coyote caller.
 
...if you go to work at a military base and the gaurds think you are crazy with a dead dog (yote) in the back of your truck because it froze to bed with ice and you cant get it off...and all the people you work with are like...There is blood all down the side of your truck and i looked in and there is a dead dog!!!
 
If you travel the state in a van, delivering rented tuxedos; always have at least 1 call hanging from the r.v. mirror, yet can't have a gun with you; and although on a time schedule, every time you spot a mousing coyote while driving 70 mph (2-3X a week), you stop on the shoulder & see if you can convince the coyote to start coming to your calling......
you might be a coyote hunter!
 
If you go to sleep at midnight; dream about calling coyotes; wake up at 3am, & decide you just "have" to get dressed & get started making a new howler......
you just might be a coyote hunter!LOL
 
If when you head out with your freinds for a day of ice fishing you bring your rifle and calls and start scouting the shoreline for tracks... "Ill catch up later fellas"!
 
If you ilegally drive your vehicle a half mile down a railroad owned access road, knowing you will be reported to the RR police by an engineer, only to try a different approach on the farm. HAHA, We did it last night!!!!
 
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If you go Xmas shopping at Walmart and your wife says "This is a cute teddy bear" and you think "That's a good decoy"
When you're going to the relatives for Xmas morning and your wife says "Aren't you taking your rifle?
When your wife wants to get her gun card because she's already bought you all the camo and calls she can find.
When you can tell the difference between deer, dog and coyote tracks in the snow on the side of the road while you drive along in the dark at 60 mph.
When the wind is blowing to 60kph, the wind chill is minus 40ish, the drifts on the lane are four feet deep and you're looking out the window wondering which of your spots you could make work today.
 
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