Originally Posted By: SlickerThanSnotwhat breed cow is this rig going to be? hereford, angus, holstein. with you sticking out the top maybe a brahma. hang a big set of steer horns on the grill and go for the longhorn look.
do not make it look to female*ish* just in case there is some big bulls in those pastures.
Reminds me of the South Texas rancher that drove up to his pasture pulling a cattle trailer with the biggest, meanest lookin' bull you ever saw inside.
The three resident bulls stood silently watching as the new bull was unloaded. No sooner than he hit the ground the new bull snorted and pawed the ground.
The biggest bull said, "I have 100 cows but I think I'll share 50 with this new bull." The mid-size bull said, "I have 60 cows so I'll let him have 40 of mine."
The smallest bull, pawing the ground and bellering in the deepest voice he could muster, prompting the two other bulls to asked the small bull, "surely you don't plan to fight the newcomer over your 20 cows, do you?"
The small bull replied, "Heck no, he can have all my cows, I just want to be sure he knows I am a bull!"
Regards,
hm