The Quote of the Day

[hm1996]

We can all use a laugh to start our day, how about a humorous new thread, The Quote of the Day? Post 'em up!

Thanks to Sen. John Kennedy, speaking about AOC:
"She is the reason there are directions on a shampoo bottle."

Per usual policy, supporting photos or other documentation are encouraged:

 

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[hm1996]

My Democratic friends just can’t accept the fact that the American people chose Donald Trump to be president – it’s called democracy. My advice to them, and I say this gently: Fill out a ‘Hurt Feelings Report’ and let’s move on.
Sen. John Kennedy

 

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[hm1996]

"God created the world, everything else is made in China."
Senator John Kennedy

 

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[Slagiatt]

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[hunt0168]

‘It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.’ – Ronald Reagan

 

[Stu Farish]

 

[hm1996]

“I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.” – Senator John Kennedy

 

[hm1996]

“You can’t fix stupid, but you can certainly make fun of it!” – Senator John Kennedy

 

[Sprinkman]

"How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think".
Adolf Hitler

"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem", and
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help".
Ronald Reagan

 

[DesertRam]

"At least half of success in this life is just showing up." Unknown, but I like it.

 

[hunt0168]

Folks, I can tell you I've known eight presidents, three of them intimately." --Joe Biden, Aug. 22, 2012

 

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[hm1996]

“In the circus of politics, it can be hard to tell the clowns from the acrobats.” – Senator John Kennedy

 

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