New Technology

Hunter55

Hunter55

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New Technology

I’m looking for new technology to transport my aging backside from one setup to the next set.

  • Must be silent
  • Possible contraptions:
  • A) A teleportation beam
  • B) A hovering device capable of carrying my ole hide and gear
  • C) 12hr battery life over very hilly and rough terrain
  • D) Training wheels
  • E) Must be capable of using GPS coordinates and manual
  • F) A horse won’t work. They eat too much and I can no longer get in the saddle without an aerial lift.
  • G) Need a laugh? :)
 
When you find one, see if they have an upgraded unit to carry you within 100-200yds of a coyote that will come running in when you hit the call!!
 
I seen where the Secret Service is now using a robotic dog to monitor Trump's Maralago. Maybe we could get a larger size and ride that sucker! :)
 
You know they make a gas powered golf cart that is almost silent two old farts can converse in them and actually understand what the other is saying. They even called me with an upright rifle rack.
 
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