Deep fat fry a rubber hose and it will taste good.
I'm not knocking game meat and I've eaten pretty much anything that can be killed and butchered at one time or another, but I find that omnivores and carnivores like coons, coyotes, badger, etc tend not to be my taste. Coon is the greasy-est, slimy-est, grosses meat out there. Taste is fine, but texture just turns my stomach.